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I remember my first flight with Ryanair. It was from Bournemouth to (Frankfurt) Hahn and it cost around £10. I had just finished university and low cost flights were a novelty back then. Hahn was tiny and still looked like a military airport. It was (and still is) difficult to reach, especially from Frankfurt, but flying had never been so cheap and parking was free.

Over the years other low cost airlines emerged and whenever I had a choice I would avoid Ryanair like the plague. I was delighted when I moved to Berlin to find that there were plenty of alternatives and for years I hoped that either easyJet or airberlin would start a direct flight to Palermo. Alas, that never happened. For a while there was Air One, but that soon disappeared. There was also Wind Jet, with a stopover in Rimini, but that airline no longer exists.

Then Ryanair announced a new connection: Berlin Schönefeld-Palermo. So after a long break I had to force myself to start flying with Ryanair again. Although I still would opt for easyJet when given the choice, I have to admit that I prefer Ryanair's policy of allowing passengers to take two pieces of hand luggage on board. 

What I find really annoying (as I assume most other people do) is the constant selling and announcements, including the jingle at the end of the flight if the plane lands on time. 

What amazes me is the fact that they are always looking for new sales opportunities but, as I recently discovered, that can be tricky when you "only" have two and a half hours of flying time. 

On my most recent journey back from Palermo, shortly after take off, the flight attendants started their procession as usual with a drink and snacks service, followed by duty free, then scratch cards, second bar service, special duty free sale (all perfumes for €20) and, wait for it, third bar service. With all this selling activity, the poor pilot couldn't get a word in edgeways. While two flight attendants were still passing through the cabin with their trolley and stopping to serve a cup of Lavazza coffee to the gentleman sitting behind me, the pilot signalled that we would be landing in 15 minutes. The stewardess looked at her colleague aghast: "This is ridiculous, we are landing in 15 minutes!"- she told him. So the flight attendants quickly cleared everything away and while one steward advised passengers that we would be landing soon, the pilot jumped in to announce that we would actually be landing in 10 minutes. A few minutes later as the pilot told the crew to take their seats, it all quietened down and we were able to land. "Ladies and gentlemen welcome to Berlin, where the current time is 1.30pm. Thank you for flying with Ryanair. Anyone for a cup of Lavazza coffee?"